Am I lucky I lucky took the laptop or what? I gambled online for hours! - April 28, 2008
So the doctor says its time for your annual 100,000 mile check-up. “Take these forms and get yourself an ultrasound.” I make the appointment and as I am leaving the house, I have wild thought – perhaps it will be busy and I’ll have to wait. I run back and grab my laptop. Who knows? I may end up gambling online instead. read full article

Have a heart, Your Honor and let me keep my laptop (so I can gamble online) - April 24, 2008
I’m locked up in a cell in the jail, would you believe it! Insulted an officer of the law. Nothing I said helped and before I knew it the door clanged shut and here I am. No cell phone and no laptop and precious little to eat. Actually this would be the ideal place to do a little online gambling if I could get my hands on my laptop… read full article

Online gambling on the beach may just be possible. - April 21, 2008
One of the things I really regret on holiday is that there is internet available on the beach. I have this fantasy of lying in a comfy deck chair shielded from the sun by a colorful beach umbrella, frozen pine-apple daiquiris within reach and clicking away in an online casino while I rack up the chips. read full article

Is online gambling immoral while waiting for your grandchild? - April 17, 2008
When I was schoolboy, the vacations seemed to come around only once a year. Now that I am an honorary unpaid baby sitter it seems that there are vacation s every week. This week is one of them and the call for help arrived early on Monday morning. It’s not baby sitting in the real sense, rather transporting children to activities such as swimming, dancing, judo and extra math. And it involves a lot of hanging around. Just made for me, my laptop and online gambling. read full article

Major question: Onsite painting or online gambling? - April 14, 2008
I had a profitable day yesterday. The Village Elders proclaimed Sunday as Artists Open House, so we artists displayed our wares and offered coffee and cookies as the villagers strolled from house to house and spent their money. I was selling my paintings and spent most of the day in an online casino. read full article

Watch the watchman, he's far away in some online casino - April 10, 2008
It’s just no good. The up-and-down stock exchange, the down-and-down dollar, the almost zero interest rates on savings – how’s a guy supposed to survive? I finally caved in and took a job as a night watchman at the oil refinery to subsidize my meager pension. The upside is that I now have unlimited time for online gambling! read full article

The weather and the stock exchange combine to promote online gambling - April 7, 2008
One way or another, the weather and the stock exchange play major roles in promoting online gambling. The temperature is down? The stock exchange is down? So stay home and gamble. The temperature is up? The stock exchange is going through the roof? Stay home, light the air conditioner and spend the day in the online casino. read full article

Painting and online gambling, a time saving mixture. - April 3, 2008
I think I’ve found my medium! After years of painting scenes, portraits, trees, cars, planes and anything you can think of, I strolled own to the marina the other day and took a good, hard look at the boats rocking on the water. I had a sudden idea, raced home and turned out my best painting in years. I also won a fair bit of money gambling online while I was waiting for the paint to dry. read full article